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Woh HUSBAND hi kiya jo apni WIFE se jhoot na bole!

Not just in Pakistan, balke dunya main har husband bechara or masoom hi hota hai. Kyunke chahe love marriage ho ya arrange marriage, biwiyan hamesha rule hi karti hain. Or becharay husband sari zindagi ek darpok choohay ki tarha guzarte hain or dil ki bharas nikalne ki liye koi mouqa haath se jaane nahi dete. Jhoot bhe aise bolte hain jaise pyar ka izhaar kar rahe hon. Jinko har koi biwi nahi samajh pati. 😀

Here are some innocent lies jo apke husband ne bohat baar apse bole hongay!

  1. When you ask “Khana kaisa bana hai?” And they say: “Bohat Mazay ka, itnay pyar se jo banaya hai” (Nahi khaya toh room se bahar jo sona parega)
  2. When you get tired cleaning house and your husband says: “Agar zyada kaam hai toh maasi rakh lo, mana kab kiya.” (Here he means k itne se kaam k liye bhi maasi chahiye”
    2. "Hey, if you don't feel well, you should find a maid who can help you with all the house work."
  3. When you go to your ammi k ghar for a week and your husband promises you “tum fikar mat karo, main ghar ka khayal rakh longa” and when you come back, it’s not less than a DUSTBIN!Related image
  4. Don’t forget to stare at his face when he says “Aaj bohat achi lag rahi ho, lekin…..Kuch nahi, mazak kar raho hon”
    1. "I'll eat whatever you've cooked, itnay pyar se jo banaya hai"
  5. When he is out of country for business meeting and said “Tumhari bohat yaad arahi hai, yahan di hi nahi lag raha” (biggest lie!! iska matlab he is having fun of his life)
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  6. When you ask him “Kya main moti hogayi hon” and confidently he says “Bilkul nahiii” without even having a look at you!
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  7. When “Aaj office main dair hogayi, next weekend pakka shopping par chalengay” is every weekend’s story (Truth is that he is not interested in wasting his time and energy)
  8. When he check your phone saying “phone theek chal raha hai ya naya chahiye” and check your whats app, facebook, snapchat & messages! (Check hi karna hai toh seedha bol)Related image

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