No doubt dost achay hotay hain but kabhi wohi dost annoying as hell hojatay hain and you start avoiding them. Har baat unki annoy karti hai and cherry on the top wo utna hi aur chipaktay hain. And then you think issay kataon kaisay? No fiqar now as I am here with all the possible “topi’s” jo ap apnay annoying friends ko karwa saktay hain.
1. “Yaar cell band honay wala tha battery buhat low thi” But the reality is..
2. Just go like ap gari chala rahay hain aur gari chalatay waqt call uthana is not safe na!
3. Oh yes, the best one! “yrr mehmaan agaye hain lahore say” jab kay in reality lahore mai koi jannay wala rehta bhi nae hai.
4. Kia? Call ki thi? kab? mujy tou pata hi nae chala! In reality you were waiting for the call to end.
5. Yrr buhat busy hun kapray dhonay hain, bartan saaf karnay hain aur phr room ki wo cupboard, oh no!!” In reality you sit and decide to chill.
6. “Yrr namaz kay baad call karta hun” Tm bhi ja kar parho.
7.” Yrr amma bula rae hain, phr baat karta hun” No Kidding! I NEVER lie.”
8. “Uhh..helloo.. he..lloo awaaz arahi hai? I can’t hear you my friend….
9. The best one: Just let the damn phone keep ringing!
So what excuses do you come up with?
