- Be model pretty.
- … Better yet, be a model.
- Stand pigeon-toed in outfit photos and pose with your head tilted at a 45 degree angle.
- Post outfits composed entirely of gifted pieces.
- Wear pieces you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole if they weren’t gifted.
- “Curate” your clothes collection. If you don’t know what that means (and who really does?), use the verb “curate” extensively whenever you talk about fashion.
- Lots of fringe on your bag, jacket sleeves and pants. When in doubt, add more.
- Re-create (copy) outfits worn by popular fashion bloggers. Tweet them the link to the post.
- Always wear the same make-up. Five bonus points if it doesn’t suit your facial features, your outfit and/or the time of the day.
- Use a cute fluffy animal as an accessory in outfit photos.
- When they’re doing a feature on your style, list at least one piece from a collaboration you did with whatever brand as “must-have”.
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