Are you happily in love? If yes then matlab affair chal raha hai? Ammi abbu ko pata hai? Shaadi wala ya time pass wala? Or agar ghalti se single toh, koi mila kiun nahi? Tum main hi kuch masla hoga, flirt ho isliye single ho.
Matlab log apko dono haal main nahi chorte. Single ho kart oh phir banda apni jaan chura leta hai. Lekin relationship main hona ek azaab ban jata hai. Here are some lame questions people ask to a couple who are in relationship.
Kya tum dono serious ho ek doosre k saath? – Nahi comeddy kar rahe hain!!!!
Ammi abbu ko pata hai ya nahi? – Nahi pata, aap jaa ker bata dain!
Just relation hai ya phir…. – What?? what are you even interested asking it?
Laraayi waraayi hoti hai? – Sirf larayi, larayi or larayi hi hoti!! 
I really like your banda/bandi, tum log breakup kab kar rahe ho? – *Flying Mukka!!!!
Tum dono main se sab se zyada pyaar kon karta hai? – Judge karna hai?
Pehli baar kaha mile they? Was it romantic? – In space, romantic huhh??
Shaadi wala relation hai ya time pass? -WHATT????
Kitna time hogaya ek saath? – since before your life came into existence..
Shaadi k baad honeymoon per kaha jaonge? -Get a life!!!
