Kuch log Facebook aise use karte hain jaise Mark Zukerberg ne unko salary per rakha huwa ho

Ugghh! We all have that friend jo Facebook aise use karte hain jaise Mark Zukerberg ne unko monthly salary per hire kiya huwa hai. Candy Crush se lekar bathroom k check-in tak, sab ko annoy kar k rakha huwa hota hai. Dil toh chahte hai aise logo delete kar k block maar do. Almost sab ki hi list main aise log zaroor hote hain

1. LOLER – Jisko kuch likhna nahi ata siwae LOL, ROFL, HAHAHA or LMAO

2. SELF OBSERVER – Har wakt apni personal life ko facebook per aam karne wale log

3. POLITICIAN – Jisko Imran Khan or Pervaiz Musharraf banne ka shoq hota hai

4. JUST MARRIED – Shaadi khud ki howi hoti hai or sunami dosron ki timeline per ajata hai

5. DECENT BRAGGER – Jinka maqsad sirf dosron ko apne karnaamay batana hota hai “Decent Tareeke se”

6. PEEPING LUCY – Kaha toh koi picture like or comment nahi kartay. Or karte hain toh woh bhe 5 saal purani (Somebody kill me)

7. THE MOMMY – Jinki timeline shuru bhe bacho se hoti hai or khatam bhe

8. THE CONTROVERSIAL – 2nd version of Hamza Ali Abbasi

9. THE MEERA G – Angrezi chahe jaisi bhe ho bolni zaroor hai

10. TEACHER – Or phir hote hain woh log jinka zindagi ka maqsad dosro ki gulabi angrezi theek karna hota hai

11. THE MAULANA – This is haraam bro!

12. FEMINIST – Empower women, aurton ka zamana hai

13. CANDY CRUSH FREAK – Khelte khud hain request bhej kar dimagh doosron ka kharab karte hain

14. SHOW OFF – Ghar ka check in, hotel ka check in, bus chale toh bathroom ka check in bhe maar lein

15. THE SELFIE FREAK – No matter picture jaisi bhe ho, they have to post selfie everyday and tag you as well. WHYYYY???