“Lagta aaj Afridi century kare ga” – “Kaash Misbah thora tez khel leta” – “Is baar toh lagta hai India hi jeete ga” – “Sara match fix hai” – “Agar thori or jaan lagate toh jeet jatay”
Pakistan ka match ho or criticize kiye bina dekhen, aisa possible hi nahi. Phir chahe woh PSL ho ya world cup! Poora Match hum apni team ko baatein suna suna kar hi dekhte hain. Here are some of the things every Pakistani says while watching match.
“Toss jeet ke pehle batting kerni chahiye thi, shayad jeet jatay!”
“Naye larkon ko mauka dena chahiye, yeh puranay ab kuch nahi kersakte!”
“Shahid Afridi chakka na mare toh man of the match ban sakta hai!”
“Match fix tha isiliye is baar Pakistan jeet gaya”
“Jeetna chahte toh jeet jaatay.. Sab ne paise khaye hue hain!”
“Imran Khan or Javed Miandad jaisa koi nahi khel sakta!”
“Saari ghalti TUK TUK Misbah ki hai.. agar woh slow nahi khelta toh jeet jatay”
“Patah nahi kahan se seekhte hain yeh, catch pakarna nahi ata”
“Wahab Riaz ko Pakistan ka captain bana dena chahiye.. Watson ko kya bowling kerwai thi yaar!”
“Yeh Akmal phir harwaye ga aaj”
“Issi liye main cricket nahi dekhta, kabhi acha khelna hi nahi hai inhone”
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