Pakistanio ki toh jitni tareef ki jaye kum hai. Or kiun na ho! Har baat main we are NO.1. Phir chahe woh criticize karna ho, lambi lambi chorna ho, ya mufta phorna ho, in cheezon mein hum se koi agay nahi nikal sakta. Here are some things jis mein hum apna hi record tor sakte hain.
LAMBI LAMBI PHENKNE MEIN:
- 1 ko 4 bana k batana toh seedhe haath ka kamal hai. Chahe ghar mein Honda 125 hi kiun na ho, 4 logo main aise phenke ge jaise Honda k saare showroom inke hi hain.
Criticize karne mein:
- Uffff, is mein badnaam sirf Aunties hain, lekin criticize karne ka koi bhe bahana haath se jane nahi dete. Phir chahe kisi ki self-respect hi damage kiun na ho.
Dhamkiyan dene mein:
- “Tujhe dekh longa” yeh sirf sunne ko hi milta hai kiunki jab baat ati hai kuch karne ki toh bus dhamkiyan hi reh jati hai kiunki kuch karne ki himmat kisi mein nahi hoti.
Flirt karne mein:
- University ho, gali ho, office ho ya phir kisi door k rishtedaar ki shaadi hi kion na ho, bus achi larki dikhne ki daer hai. Hum apni kismat azmaane ka chance haath se jane nahi dete. Road per Kisi larki ki gari kharab dikhe toh foran pohanch jayenge help karne k liye. Pat gayi toh mazay, warna baji dar gayi.
Jugaar karne mein:
- Waise is baat mein toh I really appreciate our people. Kiunki hum khud hi itne talented hain k ghar ki bijli chali jaye toh kunda system se 2 minute mein light wapis. Tyre puncher hojaye toh mechanic ki zarurat nahi hai khud hi kafi hain.
Mufta phorne mein:
- Begaanay ki shaadi mein Abdullah deewana. Yeh example Pakistan mein honi chahye “Abdullah ho ya deewana, sab se important khaana”. Shaadi chaahe jis ki ho, all we are concerned about is “MUFTAA”.
Kanjoosi mein:
- Pakistanio ki zaban mein isey kehte hain “paise bachana”. LOL! Lekin Dolmen mall ja ker Charles & Keith se 20,000 ki sandal lelengay. Lekin aloo wale se 10rs kum karwane k liye bhi 1 ghanta behas kar lenge.
But in the END, we are all proud Pakistanis!
