You do your graduation…
…then you do your post-graduation
…then you do your M.Phil
But what you don’t seem to understand is why all the ‘rishtay wali aunties’ keep terrorizing your mom to get a ‘well settled guy’ for you before you turn into a grey-haired damsel in distress!
- This one question is all that society asks you. 2. You feel like skipping on family weddings because you will probably get roasted by all the ‘Khandaan walay’.
3. Your Facebook turns dead because you simply can’t scroll down your feed without coming across friends who are either getting married or having kids.
4. Your friends start tagging you on memes that say ‘Iss saal bhi hum Single hi rehjaengay’.
5. It seems like your 9-5 job has consumed your life and it is all hopeless from now on wards.
6. Your mother lures you into the ‘Arranged Mairrage’ trap.
7. Everybody starts giving you the look when you tell them you’ve crossed 25.
8. Your mom wants you to learn how to make a Gol roti because that is the benchmark of a good ‘Bahu’.
9. Why are you getting skinny and why are you turning into a big pile of fat?
10. Take care of your skin, nobody marries a ‘Kaali Larki’.